What is your favourite photo with your mother?

Mum: hmm what?

Me: Babies are so dumb, so were I

___By P.J___

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

Me: You drank my whole can of juice and just handed with that straw to trick me.

Mum: You know what? You weren't born with all the abilities you've right now! You were not even being able to drink the juice via straw. Just exhibited failed attempts to suck the whole straw. So I was teaching you how it's done! And this was when your father got that picture captured. But ultimately I had to feed you with a glass only!

PS: I Don't like to click pictures of Hoomans

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

And that moment that little cute picture became my favourite one with my mother!

Me: (-_-) won't you explain?

Yup, a alottt blurry but.. kindly manage!

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

Me: oh really? Thanks for confirming! But I know what you've done in it!

This reminds me of a short tale once narrated by my mother!

Mum : Photo

Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?

Context picture:

After looking at the picture that 12-13 year old me asked mum: